Coauthored by Julian Ceipek [https://jceipek.com/] We recently decided to significantly expand Dark [https://darklang.com/]’s standard library. While our standard library has a lot of functionality for the Dark “framework”, including HTTP, worker/queue, and datastore functions [https://medium.com/darklang/compiling-dark-to-sql-bb8918d1acdd], we were a little short